troyesivan:

omg

BEST TELEVISION MOMENT EVER

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sharkeishaa:

My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result

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jordanaypk:

what a time to be alive

Plus // Multiply

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toocooltobehipster:

this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.

Winking?

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monkeysaysficus:

hiddenlex:

Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.

Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.” 

JESUS CRISTOS :’(

monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

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reykjaviik:

EXCUSE ME

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arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

troyesivan:

NEW VIDEO: THE LAST PERSON I KISSED? 
Rebloggers i wanna give you a kiss (and a stalk of your blog) on the forehead bc u cute

beyoffce:

imagine being able to say you were married by ke$ha

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

unshaped:

tears are rushing down my face

KW